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Office Etiquette Guideline #70: While it may seem like a good idea at the time, mooning your co-workers to illustrate a point is frowned upon, no matter how relevant they may be to your conversation (this includes but is not limited to stories about ass warts and hemorrhoids). The above reaction is what is most likely to occur, followed by a fairly hefty lawsuit for sexual harassment. Also, announcing it as a rebuttal while you’re pulling down your pants and exposing your apple-shaped derriere is no longer funny.

While you’re waiting for the police to pick you up for indecent exposure, watch this handy promotional video we’ve made on what you’re meant to do when you work in an office:

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Line Offline Salaryman – 09

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Office Etiquette Guideline #49: If you end up going Chris Brown on your wife with a frying pan, it’s probably best not to tell your work colleagues, as they probably won’t be as understanding as you’d hope they’d be. Incidents like this can lead to frosty atmospheres in the workplace, so if all’s not well in the marital home, please keep it to yourself.

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I think a few of us have felt what Mr. Moon is feeling here…

A note on this episode: For some reason, the Japanese studio decided to misspell Connie’s name. Or she couldn’t spell it herself. Because, y’know, Cony (how she signs her pudding) is not pronounced Con-nee, it’s pronounced Coh-nee.  So, we at Ruri-Saizen have decided to carry on referring to her as Connie in the subs, because… well, we don’t need a reason. We considered typesetting over the Cony so that viewers would be nonethewiser, but I was talked out of it so that we didn’t seem like trolls. You guys deserve to know the truth, after all! So, there it is. Hope this doesn’t start any drama about preserving the source material and all that jazz! :O

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Line Offline: Salaryman – 05&06

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This is how I feel at work every day…

So, there we go, everyone – you know the drill. Yet another double release which makes this 6 episodes in 3 days, which isn’t bad going. We’ve almost caught up to the aired episodes, so you’ll have to sit tight for a bit. Not much else to add, really – my brain can’t cope with this many newsposts in quick succession!


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Line Offline: Salaryman – 03&04

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Another double release of Salaryman for you here. In this one, James and Connie become an award-winning news anchor team – though James has had to go undercover due to some past felonies he hopes the media won’t find out about. But what he doesn’t know is that Connie hates to share the limelight and even now, she’s plotting his fall from grace so that she can become queen of the airwaves!

And in answer to the question you haven’t asked yet: No, we won’t be doing double releases for all the episodes of Salaryman – we’re just trying to make up for lost time 😀